Gay VIbes

Dear Fetus,

I got asked out on a date by a woman today...and I went. Let's skip over the whole part about me actually going on the date, you and I both know I can't say no to people. I'm more concerned about why another women is asking me out and I have three theories about this:
1. The wafting fumes of you baking in my uterus-oven are attracting other females - not totally out of the question, you probably are a really good looking little bun
2. Being pregnant creates a gay-vibe about me (Daddy says "thanks")
3. I have blessed you with my incredible powers of flirtation and you have crazy game from the womb and she was actually taking YOU out on the date

Whatever it is, let's try not to make a habit out of this. Oh, I also wanted you to know that as I write this, I am eating pretzels and port wine cheese dip, I guess that means I win, sucka! Hope you're enjoying that nutritious and delicious snack.