Whitey

Bun-
Just drove back from Minnesota yesterday lookin like a fat kid who just left the buffet. It's official, I don't fit into my GD jeans anymore, not even with spanks on. I'm certain the semi drivers enjoyed the view. Nope, that's not a beer belly hanging over my unbuttoned jeans guys, that's a fetus!!

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you, little bun. We've got some good lookin genes coming together to create you and who knows how you'll turn out. Sometimes pretty people have funny-lookin kids. Unfortunately for you, Mommy's rockin Casper The Friendly Ghost's complexion and Daddy's rockin the dirty Puerto Rican tan. Speaking of your dad's tan...

I told Daddy he was lookin a little pasty lately, so off he went to put the "T" in GTL. Good ol' Pops decided he "didn't want his (Earmuffs, Bun!) dick to get burnt" so he proceeded to pull his boxer-briefs up and into his crack. I would be SO embarrassed if he showed up anywhere with his thighs and ass cheeks white, so I'm really glad he looks like he's been tanning in women's underwear instead!